Do you consider yourself a booksmeller?

Do you sniff those pages with your booksmeller's nose, Do you wash them covers with your booksmeller's hose; Do you use enough Fabreeze that you buy it by the case, Does the smell of Monte Cristos put a frown upon yer face? Do you bury 'em in kitty litter for a week or two, Do you interleave with sof'ner sheets and microwave 'em too; Do ya leave 'em in the Ion Chamber for a couple weeks, Just to take 'em out and scream, "this %$#^

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